therealhamster:

no really i need to know
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iggyazaleadaily:

Iggy Azalea arriving at 2014 Video Music Awards
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smosh:

(via 10 Weird Things That Were Clearly Inspirations for Celebrity Looks at the VMAs | SMOSH)
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accidentalslut:

I C O N I C

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solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

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~   read that, again.  (via hubbbaahubbbaa)

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harryedward:

why are yall trying to die so young 

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harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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ssecretfires:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart.

"sometime u do"

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tastefullyoffensive:

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arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

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Me:

did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?

Mom:

Me:

I mean it has mixed fabrics.

Me:

According to the bible, that's a sin.

Mom:

show me where it says that

Me:

levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

Mom:

Mom:

Mom:

well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell

Me:

so why are people doing that with homosexuality
bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"
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